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APOTH.CA

Welcome to space, mofuggahs.
Or, my website. They're both equally awesome.

About Apoth.ca

This page is pointless, really. It's just my own personal domain.

Chances are if you're reading this, you know me.

Feel free to explore the vast emptiness that is space Apoth.ca!

RIP Gandalf (July 1, 2011 - Oct 24, 2025)

I miss you every single day, lil buddy.



Gandalf, I fucking miss you buddy. So much.

I'm thankful for all the wonderful memories you gave us. I'm thankful you wouldn't let me sleep without making me pet you good night. I'm thankful for every second you would cuddle. I'm thankful for every headbutt. I'm thankful for every treat you allowed me to give you. I'm thankful you were the greatest cat to roam this earth, and I'm grateful you spent your 14 amazing years with us.

I'm eternally grateful you allowed us to say goodbye properly. I'm eternally grateful you went peacefully, quickly, and purring the whole time.

You being gone has sunk my heart to depths I've never felt before, which means I loved with you all of my heart - and for that I am eterenally grateful.

You brought us so much joy, and I hope you knew how much we loved you. I hope you knew how much you meant to all of us. I hope you were happy, and had a great life.

I'll love and miss you forever lil buddy. Thank you for being my best friend. I hope we can see each other again one day.

Love always and forever - Doug

Here's some shit I've done/am working on:

Poopenomics.com

Want to know how much you make while pooping at work? Look no more!

Everything looks weird/why is the site broken?

No, it's fine. If it looks like shit, it's because you're using shit. Get new shit.

Okay then, wanna build me a new computer?

Sure! I'll fit something in your budget, as long as you aren't cheap as shit. Hit me up @ this email.

Why do you swear so much?

Because fuck you, that's why.