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I don't have facebook, and neither should you. (Some of you will call this preachy, the rest will call it Doug being Doug.)
Facebook serves a purpose, but that purpose has changed over the years to become... well, evil. Think about it. YOU are the product. It's a free service, which means (if you didn't know already) that they sell your personal information to anyone with the cash to buy it. Particularly if you have the messaging app on your phone, they can quite literally spy on EVERYTHING you do, and apparently use it pretty frequently. Do you really want anyone with the intent to know you rub one out to furry porn while fb stalking your ex? I sure as hell don't.
It's telling other people you don't know aspects of your lives you wouldn't tell ANYONE. It does this whether you want it to or not. The people you do know, it's telling them that you like 'new product X' even though you've never tried it, and it sells that as advertising. It's making money off of your endorsements, whether you truly endorse them or not.
If ANYONE (not just fb users) visits the site, it tracks you every where you go on the web (and physically, if you have the app). All in the name of data mining.
Lastly, consider what you're even doing there. 90% is pics of babies you probably don't give a shit about. (Side note - if you're the person who DOES care about all these pics - no one gives a shit about your kid pics either.) The ones you do care about you probably get to see fairly often. The other 10% is declining farmville requests, and creeping on exes. None of that is healthy or productive.
This page is pointless, really. It's just my own personal domain.
Chances are if you're reading this, you know me.
Feel free to explore the vast emptiness that is space Apoth.ca!
Gandalf, I fucking miss you buddy. So much.
I'm thankful for all the wonderful memories you gave us. I'm thankful you wouldn't let me sleep without making me pet you good night. I'm thankful for every second you would cuddle. I'm thankful for every headbutt. I'm thankful for every treat you allowed me to give you. I'm thankful you were the greatest cat to roam this earth, and I'm grateful you spent your 14 amazing years with us.
I'm eternally grateful you allowed us to say goodbye properly. I'm eternally grateful you went peacefully, quickly, and purring the whole time.
You being gone has sunk my heart to depths I've never felt before, which means I loved with you all of my heart - and for that I am eterenally grateful.
You brought us so much joy, and I hope you knew how much we loved you. I hope you knew how much you meant to all of us. I hope you were happy, and had a great life.
I'll love and miss you forever lil buddy. Thank you for being my best friend. I hope we can see each other again one day.
Love always and forever - Doug
Want to know how much you make while pooping at work? Look no more!
Because I can. So I did.
No, it's fine. If it looks like shit, it's because you're using shit. Get new shit.
Sure! I'll fit something in your budget, as long as you aren't cheap as shit. Hit me up @ this email.
Because fuck you, that's why.